The Octopus Cooks

If anybody else saw the Germany-Spain semi-final and is irked about how Germany simply refused to play, here’s some delicious (nudge-oh-pack) news*: That octopus that keeps predicting football match results is soon going to be sushi. Or some fried tentacle soup. In any case, get that stupid cephalopod away from the TV before somebody puts more flags in front of it!

*Of course, when I say ‘news’, I don’t really mean ‘news’, because every goddamn news channel has been deferring to the octopus and its prediction of match results as much as they have to their resident football boffins.


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